I just saw this headline on the home page of Yahoo in the News section:
“‘Idol’ Studdard not trying to lose weight”.
Now that’s news. I did notice when they showed him on AI3 on Wednesday that he didn’t look like he dropped a pound from his winning weight, but that doesn’t make it news. Must be a slow news day. How about these alternative news headlines?
Cooties divided: 60/40 Pie-Hog.
Red Hots really hot
Eat less, exercise more, lose weight
Three quarters, two dimes and nickle equals dollar
‘Today’ show also on yesterday
You are too funny. 😉
Glad you liked it.
I’m waiting for that eat less, exercise more one to be on there, because that IS news to a lot of people.
Yeah, pretty funny – I meant to post a comment when I saw this on Friday. Work prevailed instead.