The Reason Why God Invented Straws

I meant to tell you a story.

Every night on the way home from work I drink a glass of water. I normally have a plastic cup with a straw to make drinking easier. Last night I forgot a straw, so I knew I would have issues (ever drink out of a regular cup without a straw while driving? Not the ones that have lids that you can drink from, but a lidless cup? Try it. Try drinking and braking and driving over potholes and see how you do).

Anyway, so I was very careful about drinking my water – making sure that I only drank when the road was clear, traffic was smooth or I was at a light. At some point I went to take a sip and had to brake suddenly because traffic came to a near-stop. The water flew to the back of my throat and caused me to cough. I had a full mouth of water at the time, so I clamped my lips shut and tried to cough gently. A small spray of water came out. It struck me funny, and I coughed/laughed. More spray – this one a bit bigger.

“Don’t laugh, don’t laugh!” I thought to myself, willing the tickle in the back of my throat to go away. *cough* Biggest spray yet – going all over my windshield.

I was finally able to swallow the water (yeah, didn’t think at the moment to just pick up my cup and spit out the water altogether) but was left with a water-soaked car interior. My coat, my steering wheel, my dashboard and my windshield were all covered and unable to be cleaned. Nice.

One comment on “The Reason Why God Invented Straws

  • Princess Jami , Direct link to comment

    Oh, my goodness, that was a great story! Glad nothing too horrible happened! hee-hee. I’m just imagining water spraying all over your windshield, and what it would’ve looked like to someone watching from another car.

    I choke on water every couple of months. It’s annoying. Even moreso at work. Fortunately, I only spit my water all over the floor, ONCE. And nobody was there! Whew!

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