After hearing Phern go on and on about his Amazon Gold Box, I finally got one! I’ve been a loyal customer at Amazon since they first started online, so it’s about time I get one. I now feel that the 1000s of dollars I’ve spent hasn’t been a waste.
Granted, none of the offers were good – but I’m just happy to be included.
I think I’ve placed three orders on Amazon my entire life, and I’ve had a gold box for about two months. What’s the big deal? I thought everyone got one? And you’re right. The offers are a waste of time. I guess I got the box before you because my credit is so much better. *lol*
LOL
If I worked for Amazon, I would say, “Welcome to the Gold Box club, enjoy the useless junk we will gladly Fedex you, but wouldn’t be caught dead with.”
The gold box is obviously powered by a fun new “crazy logic” script, creditworthyness not withstanding
Don’t worry. No useless Amazon junk coming to this address. Thanks for the offer though. Hope you’ve moved on to better things, Phern.