I just saw this headline on the home page of Yahoo in the News section:
“‘Idol’ Studdard not trying to lose weight”.
Now that’s news. I did notice when they showed him on AI3 on Wednesday that he didn’t look like he dropped a pound from his winning weight, but that doesn’t make it news. Must be a slow news day. How about these alternative news headlines?
Cooties divided: 60/40 Pie-Hog.
Red Hots really hot
Eat less, exercise more, lose weight
Three quarters, two dimes and nickle equals dollar
‘Today’ show also on yesterday
You are too funny.
Glad you liked it.
I’m waiting for that eat less, exercise more one to be on there, because that IS news to a lot of people.
Yeah, pretty funny – I meant to post a comment when I saw this on Friday. Work prevailed instead.