Occasionally Mr. BIL gets crackpots calling him about representation. For the past few months we’ve had one crackpot in particular keep calling. She is still claiming that someone is stealing from her father’s 20-year-old estate, and that she is willing to pay six figures to get it back. At some point she stopped calling, but in the past two weeks the calls have started up again, with a slightly different story (now she’s claiming she is due a $700,000 inheritance from her dead-for-20-years father and that she is willing to pay $100,000 for Mr. BIL to find it for her).
Somehow she got my direct dial and has called here a few times today. A while ago she left me a doozy of a voicemail. She SOUNDS completely lucid, but the words she says are absolutely ludicrous. Today she talked about murder, and greed, and the seven deadly sins. I figure I’m due for the next phone call in about 35 minutes (she has called every 90 minutes today).