Wow. Just – Wow.

I have some awesome random blogs in my Google Reader. Some of them are blogs that just show random pictures, or have random quotes, or random stories. This one came through today and it was so funny that I had to share:

(I have just completed a survey with this man and am now asking him for his name, where he lives age etc.)
Me: “Okay, I just need to ask you a few questions about your demographics. ”
Man: “Well, would you like like my Earth information or my home planet information?”
Me: “Pardon?”
Man: “Well, like for example: here on earth, I am 45, but on my home planet, I am 270.”
Me: *not sure if he is serious* “Well, I think that I will take your…Earth…information. It would be most relevant to us.”
Man: “Actually, I think I will give you both, just in case. That way, if you cant get a hold of me here, you can try me at my home planet. ”
(The man proceeded to give me both sets of information, including his Earth name, Andrew, and his other name…Qinjax.)

See? I told you!