I love my boss. I’m out Friday. HR wrote Mr. BIL the following email:
Please let me know what your secretarial needs are, Floater #1 and Floater #2 are both covering for other people.
This was his response (on which he cc:d me):
Tell Jane she doesn’t need to come back on Monday. I will fire her effective Thursday.
You’re not out THIS Friday, are you?
Yes. Tomorrow. Our daycare is closed tomorrow for a schoolwide event, so I have to take the day off to participate since they require a parent be there.
Ah. I see.