Okay, so I’m finally getting around to reading TWOP’s recap of American Idol’s homage to Queen and it’s hilarious. The part that made me laugh out loud at my desk is about Pickler:
I wonder if she’s diabolical enough to decide ahead of time that every week she’ll just pick one thing Simon says and play dumb with it. I’m not sure if it would make me like her more, but at least it would be an explanation. Besides fetal alcohol syndrome. They’re actually kind of cute together, Kellie and Simon. He’s all, “Doesn’t matter, just let me talk.” And she’s all, “You’re British and you talk funny.” And he’s all, “I talk funny, Miss ‘Pickin’ Leaves Offa Bush’?” She tells Ryan that Simon has “the weirdest terminology.” Girl, you just said “terminology” and you don’t know “on paper”? She knows “arachnophobia” but not “ballsy.” Is she teaching herself to read using a word-a-day calendar?
And then there is this nugget that had me in hysterics:
[Randy] calls Chris a “real rocker” for about the billionth time this season, and it never gets old because it still reads as “Constantine was such a tool,” to me.
Yeah, that’s one funny recapper.