I’m currently emailing with a former co-worker about what we’d do if we had the ability to “waste” an interview and just do everything wrong. I told her I’d make sure I had a piece of lettuce in my teeth. I’d chew my gum very loudly. I’d wear jeans. I’d pepper my answers with “like, y’know…” I’d take a couple cellphone calls. And I’d miss all of the basic/intermediate questions of the computer skills tests but answer all the advanced stuff properly.
What would you do?
Farting and Belching is always a nice touch. Or even better showing up drunk. :puke:
Peeing one’s pants is always good. Also, frantically scratching a pre-prepared scab on the chin is nice. Scratch it until it bleeds, and then make no repair efforts!