All Thrown Off

So my boss’ schedule is all thrown off by the holiday. Except instead of thinking today is Monday he thinks it’s Wednesday. He keeps referring to stuff as taking place “tomorrow” even though it’s in two days.

But it’s not just him. I just had to schedule a call for him and the client did the same thing.

Anyone else out there think it’s Wednesday? Cuz if you do – stay away from me.

Which reminds me. One of my other bosses told me he has poison ivy. I’ve instructed him to stay away from my area and that I refuse to handle any papers that he has touched. Unclean!