Via my sister – but only because she made me:
What’s your favorite kind of cookie? Storebought kind is the Oreo, homemade kind is the family recipe known as Chip Ball.
Who is America’s most overrated actor? Brad Pitt and Tom Cruise.
Name a guilty pleasure. The movie “Xanadu” and all reality tv.
“Scrubs†or “Everybody Loves Raymondâ€? I like “Raymond” better, but only because the very early episodes reminded me of my own marriage (minus the kids).
Name two things you can’t live without. I’m going to go the non-deep route and say chocolate and music.
Your first pet’s name + your mother’s maiden name = your p()rn star name. My sister and I share our p()rn names: Pretzel Getchell
What song are you listening to right now? London, by The Breeders
Name your celebrity crush. Please refer to my fake boyfriends page for a nearly complete list.
Favorite punchline from a joke. A wire about this color. That’s an old college thing when my friends Paul and Rob used to make up nonsensical riddles. The question was “How tall is that horse?” Answer: A wire about this color (said while holding your fingers up to show about a one inch gap). Totally stupid, but we would cry from laughter at these things.
Who do you want to pass this meme off to? Well, my sister, but she’s the one that made me do it. So anyone can feel free to take it and pass it along.
I thought first pet’s name + first street you lived on = your porn star name? In which case, mine is Sparky Hayden.
Funny joke punchline – I remember that! Heh.
Jean,
I thought the same thing when I read that. First pet and First Street name.
For me it would be Spanky 48. Not a bad porn name.