I knew I’d get you here! All I need do is mention a page dedicated to my fake boyfriends and you came running, didn’t you? Before you browse the list, let me first tell you that my criterion for finding a fake boyfriend is as follows: I like him for some reason or another. Other than that, it’s all fair game. I’ve listed details next to my top five as well as those you may find obscure.
| Jaynee’s All Time Top Four Fake Boyfriends:
Kris Polaha – working actor, amazing person |
Bonus Fictional Fake Boyfriend List: Peter Kavinsky from “To All The Boys I’ve Loved Before” |
 David Tennant – always my favorite doctor |
 Lloyd Dobler from “Say Anything” |
 Tom Hardy – Ugh. I can’t even look at him, he’s that awesome. |
 Mr. Darcy from “Pride & Prejudice” |
Michael Vartan – one of my first fake boyfriends |
 Mr. Rochester from “Jane Eyre” |
The Remainder of Jaynee’s Fake Boyfriend List:
- Alan Titchmarsh – British gardener finally back on TV on Netflix’s “Love Your Garden”
- Alessandro Nivola
- Anderson Cooper
- Antonio Banderas
- Billy Crudup
- Bradley Cooper
- Breckin Meyer
- Brendan Fraser
- Brennan Elliott
- Bruno Campos
- Christian Bale
- Christian Kane
- Clive Owen – SHOULD have been James Bond
- Colin Farrell
- Colin Firth
- Daniel Craig
- David Anders
- David Cook – singer
- David Krumholtz
- David Strathairn
- Denzel Washington
- Don Cheadle
- Ethan Embry
- Ewan McGregor
- George Clooney
- Gerard Butler
- Gordon Ramsay – chef
- Hugh Jackman
- Idris Elba
- James Marsters
- James McAvoy – his accent is delicious.
- Jared Leto
- Jason Statham
- Javier Bardem
- Jeremy Northam
- Jesse Bradford
- Jesse L. Martin – on “The Flash”
- Jim Caveziel
- Jim Sturgess
- John Corbett
- John Cusack
- John Krasinski
- Jon Stewart
- Jonny Lee Miller
- Jude Law
- Karl Urban – Lord of the Rings, Red, and Bones in the latest Star Trek franchise
- Marc Blucas
- Mark Ruffalo
- Matt Damon
- Matthew McConaughey
- Matthew Perry
- Moritz Bleibtreu
- Neal McDonough
- Nicholas Brendon
- Oliver Platt
- Orlando Bloom
- Paul Campbell – a Hallmark Channel actor who always entertains
- Paul Bettany
- Paul Rudd
- Richard Armitage – from BBC’s “North & South” and BBC’s “Robin Hood”
- Ricky Gervais
- Roberto Farnesi – he has a name! The Barilla Pasta guy from 2004 has a name!
- Rory Cochrane
- Rupert Friend
- Rupert Penry-Jones – Capt. Wentworth in Jane Austen’s “Persuasion”
- Sebastian Stan
- Seth Green
- Shane West
- Stanley Tucci
- Timothy Olyphant
- Tobey Maguire
- Tom Cavanagh
- Tony Dovolani – professional latin dancer who once participated on “Dancing With The Stars”
- Topher Grace
- Viggo Mortensen
- Vincent Cassel – he’s one of those “oh that guy!” actors
- Vince Vaughn
- William Petersen
- Zach Braff
Rest in Peace, O Fake Boyfriends No Longer With Us…
- Cary Grant
- Danny Kaye
- David Bloom – newsanchor with NBC
- Gene Kelly
- Glenn Quinn
- Heath Ledger
- Jimmy Stewart
- River Phoenix
- Phillip Seymour Hoffman